Over the last 10-15 years the term student has gradually been replaced with 'learners' -not happened in schools or universities and this has led some adult 'learners' to ask 'why?'.
Historically the WEA has used the term students. However, 'learners' is pretty solidly what government, inspectors and funders call the recipients of provision in the Learning Age. But what do adults on courses call themselves when they talk to friends, family or colleagues about their course? I find it hard to believe they say 'I'm a learner'.
Some WEA learners have clearly given this some thought. Here is a poem they wrote on the matter:
Ever the optimists, rather than moaning and groaning we penned this little ditty (with apologies for the rhyming couplets) dedicated it to WEA students and tutors around the world, had a little chuckle and moved swiftly on …
Ten eager learners
All feeling fine
The tutor brought the forms in
Then there were nine
Nine eager learners
Waiting for their fate
“Please complete in triplicate”
Then there were eight
Eight eager learners
Yes, learning can be heaven
But someone runs a cheaper course
Then there were seven
Seven eager learners
One is feeling sick
Performance targets to be met
Then there were six
Six eager learners
No-one wants to skive
But up went the course fees
Then there were five
Five eager learners
A knock at the door …
In comes Ofsted
Then there were four
Four eager learners
Bless the LSC (not!)
One dug her heels in
Then there were three
Three eager learners
One named Sue
She couldn’t get to class that day
Then there were two
Two eager learners
Raring for some fun
More forms landed
And then there was one
One eager learner
Sitting all alone
Why not call us people?
I might as well go home
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